February 2012
135 posts
Anonymous asked: why do you sleep so late?
erickaababe:
dedicated to @jtimothy @sincerely-mercy nd whoever else heh. is the video lagging?
What is forrest gump's password?
ireneangelachang:
1forest1
pretty girls with silly personalities
oh my goodness
team never had first kiss
whos with me! jk im probably alone on this one lol.
Virgin gang.
roooster:
Anyone else with me or no.
I really want to learn how to dance now. It looks so fun haha
I want to eat at all the restaurants and food places in Disneyland
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I had an appointment for a cleaning at the dentist today.
And it was an asian girl doing my teeth and she kept calling me handsome and beautiful. And then she asked if I had any pictures of myself I could show her LOL.
And then then, when she was drilling my teeth she called me big papa. HAHAHA. I LAUGHED SO HARD.
sincerely-mercy asked: If a girl farted when you guys were sleeping, what would you do? LOLOLOL.
the hunger games
I get jealous so easily. I don’t think I’d ever do any good in a relationship.
So many of my favorite bloggers and people left Tumblr. Come back :(
Anonymous asked: Hey, i'm not sure if you give advice. But i'm really starting to get drepressed. I hate my name. My dad's last name is Dover. And they names me Ben Custino Dover. Dover being my last name. So when people i school see me they tell me to bend over. :((( What can i do? I dont think my parents meant to make my name so fuckedup. It just hapened. Please help me. What do you think i...
susaaan:
dude you’re so funny
srsly tell it again
i am peeing in my pants
stop im dying
dude. I’m hot okay
Astro Boy made me belive YOLTT.
susaaan:
You only live three times
yolo
THIS IS THE COOLEST THING IN THE WORLD
30 people in the tinychat. no one is camming and the movie is playing omfg.. GUYS DO YOU REALIZE HOW CUTE THIS IS. I CANT TAKE IT.
I feel cool when cool people reblog me
Damn. If sleeping on the phone is cute, I wonder how cute actually sleeping with someone is.
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I miss the innocence of our youth.
ohsnapitsjackie:
I accept that our generation is progressing and that we’re the influence of those who are younger than us, but there are so many times I wish I could go back to how things used to be. When you didn’t have to drink, smoke, do drugs to have fun. When 12 years olds weren’t already getting pierced and tatted. When sex meant doing it with the person you love, not so many times you...
When I want to stop thinking about a cute girl I just imagine her pooping. Then she’s not so cute anymore LOL.
haha this was like 2 weeks ago.
idk I laughed when I watched it
Anonymous asked: How do you get tumblr famous?!
I don’t blame sexy people for posting so many pics of themselves.
If I was sexy I’d do the exact same thing LOL.
my mom on the phone w/ dominoes pizza
Her: Hi can I order a large pizza (talking to the worker)
Her: Brandon what toppings do you want
Me: Pepperoni
Her: We'll have pepperoni! Brandon what else?
Me: And balls
Her: And ba... oh my gosh stop that! *kicks my chair
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Me: stfu
I hate night time because it’s boring LOL.
Anonymous asked: are you good at flirting with girls?